| Acronym | Meaning |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| OTLP | On The Launch Pad (to Be Discharged To Home) |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |