| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Oh My God, What The F*ck, Bar-be-que; A Person Mangled In A Car Crash |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
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