| Acronym | Meaning |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| TDS | Terminal Deceleration Syndrome (e.g. RTA Death, High-rise Syndrome, Jump-suicides And Parachute-failed-to-open) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |