| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |