| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| GPO | Good For Parts Only (won't Survive) |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
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