| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
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