| Acronym | Meaning |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| FCBP | Fellow Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |