| Acronym | Meaning |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| TBP | Total Body Pain |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |