| Acronym | Meaning |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| 3PS | Pill, Permissiveness And Promiscuity (relates To Female Patients With Sexually Transmitted Disease) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| FAC | F*cking Awkward Client |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| GTTL | Gone To The Light (died) |