| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| TAPS | Thick As Pig Sh*t |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |