| Acronym | Meaning |
 | DINQ | Delinquent In Quals (Pronounced "dink"). Someone Who Has Not Progressed As Far As Required In Their Qualifications. |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| NDG | No Damn Good |
| USMC | University Of Science And Mystical Culture |
| DAN | Dick, Ass, And Nuts. Used When Referring To A Smell, Particularly That Of A Soldier Who Hasn't Showered In A While. |
| KP | Kitchen Patrol. Periodic One-day Duty Assignment For Lower-grade Soldiers To Do Mess Hall Work. |
| SLUF | Short Little Ugly F*cker, Term For Small Jet Aircraft Or A Racist Term For Native People |
| PFM | Pure F*cking Magic; See FM |
| FTA | F*ck The Army; Fun Travel Adventure; Or Follow The Airborne |
| NFG | No F*cking Good, A.k.a. Busted, Non Functional, Broken. Also "New F*cking Guy" |
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