| Acronym | Meaning |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Moldy Crotch |
| BTDTBTTS | Been There, Done That, Bought The T-Shirt |
| USMC | U Signed The Mother-f*ckin' Contract |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| FIIGMO | F*ck It, I've Got My Orders (a.k.a. "Short-timer's Disease") |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| KP | Kitchen Patrol. Periodic One-day Duty Assignment For Lower-grade Soldiers To Do Mess Hall Work. |
| LLMF | Lost Like A Mother F*cker. |