| Acronym | Meaning |
| BOB | The Sun. Stands For Big Orange Ball. |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck? |
| LLMF | Lost Like A Mother F*cker. |
| FUBB | F*cked Up Beyond Belief (A Worst-Case Scenario) |
| RHIP | Rank Hath Its Privileges |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild-Ass Guess. A Close Approximation. |
| PFM | Pure F*cking Magic; See FM |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Misguided Children |
| BCGS | Birth Control Glasses; See BCD |
| SOS | Same Old Sh*t; Sh*t On A Shingle (Creamed Chipped Beef On Toast/biscuit, A Breakfast Staple). |