| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ARMY | Ain't Ready For The Marines Yet; Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday; Aren't Really Men Yet |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F*ck? |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| MARINE | Math And Reading Is Not Essential |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| LLMF | Lost Like A Mother F*cker. |
| FUGAZI | F*cked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| USMC | U Suck My C*ck |
| FISHDO | F*ck It, Shit Happens, Drive On (military Equivalent Of "par For The Course.") |
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