| Acronym | Meaning |
| FTA | F*ck The Army; Fun Travel Adventure; Or Follow The Airborne |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| HANO | High-Altitude No-Opening Parachute Technique. Used To Describe Total Malfunctions During Parachute Operations, Regardless Of Actual Altitude, As Well As Any Fall. (Used In Sarcastic Reference To HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) Jumps) |
| FAINTED | Faked An Injury, Necessary To Escape Duty |
| CF | (Charlie Foxtrot) Cluster F*ck |
| BCD | Birth Control Device. Refers To The Standard Issue Eyeglasses, Generally Known For Being Unstylish. |
| GI | Government Issue; Originally Used For Government Supplied Equipment, Often Used By Soldiers To Refer To Themselves. |
| RPG | Rape Prevention Glasses, Rocket Propelled Grenade |
| FIGMO | F*ck It, Got My Orders —The State Of Apathy Between When Transfer Orders Are Received And When The Transfer Takes Place. |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |