| Acronym | Meaning |
| FUBIJAR | F*ck You Buddy, I Am Just A Reservist! |
| MARINE | My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |
| GSS | General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General. |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| LPCS | Leather Personnel Carriers, Or Combat Boots. Generally Used When Describing A Mode Of Travel (i.e., "We'll Be Taking Our LPCs Over To The Range.") |
| FIDO | "F*ck It. Drive On" Equivalent Of "Sh*t Happens" |
| RPG | Rape Prevention Glasses, Rocket Propelled Grenade |
| DAN | Dick, Ass, And Nuts. Used When Referring To A Smell, Particularly That Of A Soldier Who Hasn't Showered In A While. |
| AIDS | Army Induced Divorce Syndrome. |